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Blurry Pictures
Posted by Connor | Posted in Normal Blogs | Posted on 10-03-2009
I log onto facebook.
I click photos.
I click on someone’s new album.
I start clicking on pictures.
I punch myself in the head very hard.
Why did I do that? Because I just saw ANOTHER picture someone has posted that could only be explained by this person attempting to apply their take of the movie “Ghost” to their pictures. I can’t possibly overexagerate how annoyed I get when I look at pictures like this.
Seriously, do you think that looks ok? Do you think that looks good? Do you think I am not sitting there immediately thinking you are a huge retard? If you answered yes to any of those, you can go ahead and punch yourself in the head too.
Admittedly, I understand how a blurry picture might happen. Somehow, your fat fingers turned your flash off, or you were trying to take pictures while doing backflips - totally understandable. My problem is that you still put these pictures on facebook like they are worth anything more than the accumulation of shit via my dog (ok, and maybe J from New Years) in my backyard. What’s even worse is that people often post like 17 pictures in a row from Europe that more closely resemble screenshots of the Blair Witch Project. TURN YOUR FUCKING FLASH BACK ON!!!!!
So a few rules for people posting pictures on facebook (for now, only related to blurry pictures):
1. First and foremost, make sure you have your flash on when you are taking pictures. The default setting is “auto” for 99.9% of cameras, which means that the camera knows when to use the flash, so unless you are fucking with shit, this shouldn’t change. Unless you are outdoors in the middle of the day, you should see a flash in every picture you take. If you don’t, there is a 99% chance it is blurry.
2. Don’t take pictures of dark skylines at night while riding a horse. Or anything like that.
3. Most importantly, if you do happen do take a blurry picture, do not under any circumstances post it on facebook. If you do, I will immediately start spamming your comments, with, “THIS PICTURE SUCKS.”
Thanks, and Gig’em
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